If chickens had arms....???? Gasp! Oh, my word - fifty hens in the barn - I watch their utter, wonderful silliness, all day long - I'm not sure if I SHOULD even try to imagine it, though, or, now....I won't be able to help myself. You're wonderfully "outside of the box"!!! =]
“If chickens had arms”, you say!!? If chickens had arms ERS, they could bluddy well start doing something bluddy useful around the bluddy kitchen for once, instead of just bluddy slobbing out in a nice warm bluddy baking tray all the bluddy time!!, like…stuffing and basting thembluddyselves for a change, while I get on and slave away at my hot bluddy stove here doing ‘everything bluddy else!’ all the bluddy time.
That’s what bluddy chickens could do if chickens had bluddy arms Elizabeth!!!
Bluddy Nora!
Phew! Got that one off my chest.
Oh no, not again…”Rrrrightt, which daft clot let the bluddy chicken out of the kitchen again?!! Cos right now, Thursday nights bluddy Coq au Vin is bounding down the bluddy garden lane on all bluddy fours, making a very bluddy determined bid for freedom!!!”
Wow it would be alot harder to eat a chicken if they had arms like us. Can you imagine! If chickens had arms it would be nice to think they would put the garden back together after they finished scratching it up for bugs. They would be the polite thing to do. Very cute chicken! Would make a good book... If chicken had arms they would.....
See what happens when I'm away from my blog-wandering for a week? You go and post a bunch of wonderful stuff! As a hen-owner, I adore this gal and her arms. Once I got over the giggles, I told my husband that, as much mischief as my girls get into with their feet and beaks, it's a darn good thing they don't have arms, too!
Oh my gosh that's funny. Those arms are a hoot and her facial expression is so perfect.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me glad that chickens don't have arms. It also makes me wish that chickens were blue.
ReplyDeleteShe does look slightly confused! LOL
ReplyDeleteSmiles... just get in the way wouldn't they. Wings seem so much better for soaring through life.
ReplyDeleteLove the title to go with. :) :)
ReplyDeleteI feel like this today...
ReplyDeleteIf chicken had arms, they would probably hold on to their eggs...so better not :-)
ReplyDeletePaula
You make me laugh out loud! I love this kind of humor and I so love your style. And thank you for your continued support in this crazy blog-o-sphere!
ReplyDeleteIf chickens had arms....???? Gasp! Oh, my word - fifty hens in the barn - I watch their utter, wonderful silliness, all day long - I'm not sure if I SHOULD even try to imagine it, though, or, now....I won't be able to help myself. You're wonderfully "outside of the box"!!! =]
ReplyDeleteLove, Katy Noelle
If chickens had arms.... I would miss them getting into a flap over everything! ;)
ReplyDeleteI love this - i smiled out oud! oh, Henny, it does seem like quite a predicament...hee!
ReplyDeletelet them hang, that's the best for a chicken...
ReplyDeleteI feel with her, poor Henny!
“If chickens had arms”, you say!!? If chickens had arms ERS, they could bluddy well start doing something bluddy useful around the bluddy kitchen for once, instead of just bluddy slobbing out in a nice warm bluddy baking tray all the bluddy time!!, like…stuffing and basting thembluddyselves for a change, while I get on and slave away at my hot bluddy stove here doing ‘everything bluddy else!’ all the bluddy time.
ReplyDeleteThat’s what bluddy chickens could do if chickens had bluddy arms Elizabeth!!!
Bluddy Nora!
Phew! Got that one off my chest.
Oh no, not again…”Rrrrightt, which daft clot let the bluddy chicken out of the kitchen again?!! Cos right now, Thursday nights bluddy Coq au Vin is bounding down the bluddy garden lane on all bluddy fours, making a very bluddy determined bid for freedom!!!”
Wow it would be alot harder to eat a chicken if they had arms like us. Can you imagine! If chickens had arms it would be nice to think they would put the garden back together after they finished scratching it up for bugs. They would be the polite thing to do. Very cute chicken! Would make a good book... If chicken had arms they would.....
ReplyDeletegran personaje!
ReplyDeleteOh, this made me laugh out loud! I wonder what Henny decided to do! I love your chickens..
ReplyDeletexo J~
See what happens when I'm away from my blog-wandering for a week? You go and post a bunch of wonderful stuff! As a hen-owner, I adore this gal and her arms. Once I got over the giggles, I told my husband that, as much mischief as my girls get into with their feet and beaks, it's a darn good thing they don't have arms, too!
ReplyDeleteWatching your chicken brings big smile on my face!!! So funny!!
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